Funny Ride or Die Birthday Card – “Partners in Crime and Cake” Parody – Bold Greeting for Friends or Couples

🛑 PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION 🛑
THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…

A B O U T T H E C A R D:

📝 Description:
“Partners in crime. And cake. Happy Birthday, Ride or Die.”
This hilarious parody card is perfect for the friend, partner, or spouse who’s always been your ultimate sidekick. Equal parts funny, bold, and a little dangerous, it’s the ultimate greeting for birthdays, anniversaries, or any ride-or-die celebration.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside

→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)

→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery
→→ IMPORTANT shipping note: Cards sent directly to recipient will be sealed. Blank cards ship outside of envelope unless “custom in” or “custom out & in” is selected.

D I S C L A I M E R:
This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any film, actor, or production company.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.
Strong humor intended for adult audiences only.

A B O U T U S:
All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.

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S H I P P I N G I N F O:
All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Estimated delivery times:
• US: 4–6 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• International: 2–3 weeks
• Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

P L E A S E N O T E:
Colors may vary slightly due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright © Jaydn Baby LLC.