Funny Birthday Card – Sarcastic Fact Joke – Bear Attack Humor – Aging Gag Card – Office Parody Style – Funny Gift for Him or Her

PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION
THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…
If you want custom people, click this link:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/715163079/custom-caricature-inspired-by-you-vector?ref=listings_manager_grid

📝 Description:
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY. FACT: You’re older, weaker, and less likely to survive an attack by a bear.”
This straight-faced birthday card delivers the ultimate sarcastic truth bomb — perfect for fans of blunt humor and awkward office energy. A hilarious way to remind someone they’re aging… and maybe not bear-proof.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside
→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)
→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery
→→ IMPORTANT: For cards sent directly to recipient — blank cards will ship outside of envelope unless “custom in” or “custom in & out” is selected

D I S C L A I M E R:
This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any show, network, or performer.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

A B O U T U S:
All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.
Social links and shop info:
Instagram: @jaydnbabyllc
Pinterest: @jaydnbabyllc
TikTok: @jaydnbabyllc
Facebook: @jaydnbabyllc
Website: jaydnbaby.com
Back to Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/jaydnbabyllc

SHIPPING INFO:
All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Please be mindful of shipping times for special occasions.
Estimated delivery times:
• US: 4–6 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• International: 2–3 weeks
• Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

PLEASE NOTE:
Colors may vary due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright Jaydn Baby LLC.

Materials: matte 100lb card stock,kraft envelope,A2 Size,a7