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Funny Office Love Card – I Need You Like Milton Needs His Stapler – Sarcastic Birthday or Valentine – Dry Humor for Him or Her

Funny Office Love Card – I Need You Like Milton Needs His Stapler – Sarcastic Birthday or Valentine – Dry Humor for Him or Her

$8.00 CAD
$8.00 CAD
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📝 Description:

I LOVE YOU LIKE MILTON LOVES HIS STAPLER.
A hilarious parody love card for anyone who’s loyal to the core — or just deeply attached to their favorite person (and maybe their office supplies). Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime you want to make someone laugh at work or at home.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Includes your personal message on the inside. Our team designs a cohesive illustration inside to match your card’s theme.
→ CUSTOM OUT: Includes your personal message on the front; inside remains blank (front artwork stays the same).
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Includes your personal message on both front and inside. The front artwork remains the same; our team creates a cohesive illustration inside to match your card’s story.

→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop website (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)

🛡️ D I S C L A I M E R

This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any film, network, or character.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

Materials

  • → inside: BLANK
  • → High-quality cool white matte 100-pound card stock
  • → High-resolution photo-quality prints
  • → Easy for writing inside the card with an ink pen, gel pen, or pencil
  • → kraft envelope included
  • → packed and sealed in a plastic cellophane sleeve
  • → Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker for sealing your custom card
  • → Durable and recyclable
  • → Ships in a sturdy, rigid kraft envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound

Dimensions

→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches

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