😂🎈 TECHNICALLY… IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. 🎈😂
"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! FALSE. IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU'RE ONLY BORN ONCE."
For the person who simply cannot let an incorrect statement go. 😂
This sarcastic birthday card takes an ordinary "Happy Birthday" and turns it into the kind of painfully literal correction only your favorite know-it-all could appreciate.
With deadpan office humor, an overly serious birthday correction, and absolutely unnecessary technical accuracy, it's perfect for a coworker, boss, work friend, family member, or anyone who would rather correct your wording than simply accept their birthday wishes.
Because apparently saying "It's your birthday" is factually inaccurate. 🙄😂
💗 Funny. Original. Made for people who are technically correct — even when nobody asked.
✨ CHOOSE YOUR STYLE ✨
Pick from Standard, Custom Outside, Custom Inside, or Custom In & Out, each available in 4x6 or 5x7 sizes, so you can personalize the card exactly how you'd like.
💌 CARD DETAILS 💌
Printed on premium cool-white matte 100 lb. cardstock with high-resolution, photo-quality printing. Kraft envelope included, packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve.
⚠️ PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING ⚠️
Customization is for text only — the person/character shown on this card cannot be customized through the options on this listing.
💗 WHAT'S ON THE BACK? 💗
The back includes a small image of the card front, Jaydn Baby social/website info, and the Jaydn Baby LLC logo.
🚚 PROCESSING & SHIPPING 🚚
Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days.
This is an original parody-style design created by Jaydn Baby LLC. Any third-party names, trademarks, logos, references, or other identifying elements remain the property of their respective owners. Their appearance does not imply endorsement, sponsorship, or affiliation with Jaydn Baby LLC.
