Funny Christmas Movie Card, Nostalgic 90s Holiday Comedy, Aftershave Bathroom Scene

🎄🏠 MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS! 🏠🎄

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😂🎅

Remember when Christmas meant family gatherings, holiday decorations, ridiculous booby traps, and one unforgettable little boy screaming his lungs out in front of the bathroom mirror?

If you grew up watching classic 90s Christmas movies, you already know EXACTLY what kind of holiday chaos we're talking about! 😂

This Christmas calls for a little nostalgia, a whole lot of laughter, and one VERY memorable holiday greeting!

Featuring an exaggerated caricature-style illustration inspired by the unforgettable bathroom scene, mischievous childhood adventures, and hilarious holiday chaos of classic 90s Christmas cinema, this funny Christmas card brings a beloved holiday memory to life!

With his oversized blond-haired head, wide-eyed expression, hands pressed against his cheeks, and mouth wide open in that unmistakable scream, this little holiday troublemaker is having quite the Christmas morning!

And just when you thought things couldn't get any funnier...

Two suspiciously familiar, hilariously frustrated burglars are peeking through the bathroom window, looking like their Christmas plans have gone VERY wrong! 😂

Complete with a festive red towel, holiday decorations, and that infamous bottle of aftershave, this design captures the kind of Christmas movie nostalgia that never gets old.

It's hilarious. It's nostalgic. It's pure 90s Christmas magic.

And it's definitely NOT your ordinary Christmas greeting card! 🎄😂

Whether your recipient grew up watching holiday comedies on VHS, still laughs at classic childhood movie scenes, or considers a certain mischievous little boy's Christmas adventures essential holiday viewing, this card is made to bring the laughs!

Perfect for your:

🎬 Best friend who grew up watching 90s Christmas movies
😂 Brother who still laughs at classic slapstick comedy
🎄 Sister who loves nostalgic childhood holiday memories
🎁 Husband who quotes Christmas movies every December
🍿 Wife who insists on an annual holiday movie marathon
🏠 Boyfriend who appreciates mischievous holiday humor
🎅 Girlfriend who loves unforgettable Christmas comedy scenes
🥳 Anyone who remembers the legendary aftershave scream!

Whether you're surprising your favorite 90s kid, sending Christmas wishes to someone who appreciates classic holiday cinema, or simply looking for a greeting card that's more entertaining than the usual snowmen and reindeer...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And remember...

Keep the change, ya filthy animal! 😂🎄

Funny. Nostalgic. Unforgettably festive. Made for people who believe Christmas just isn't Christmas without a little holiday chaos!

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✨ CHOOSE YOUR STYLE ✨

📝 STANDARD
Blank inside — write your own message.

💌 CUSTOM OUT
Add your own wording to the outside of the card; inside remains blank. The original artwork stays the same.

🎨 CUSTOM IN
Add your personal message inside, and we'll design a coordinating illustration to match the card's theme.

✨ CUSTOM IN & OUT
Customize the wording on the outside AND add your personal message inside. We'll design a coordinating inside illustration to complement your card.

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💌 CARD DETAILS 💌

📏 Available in A2 (4.25" × 5.5") or A7 (5.125" × 7")
🖨️ Printed on premium cool-white matte 100 lb. cardstock
✨ High-resolution, photo-quality printing
✍🏽 Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens or pencils
💌 Kraft envelope included
🎁 Packaged in a protective clear cellophane sleeve
💗 Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker included to seal your custom card
♻️ Durable and recyclable
📦 Ships flat in a sturdy kraft mailer for protection

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⚠️ PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING ⚠️

💧 THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH A WATERMARK.

✨ CUSTOMIZATION IS FOR TEXT ONLY.

The people shown on this card cannot be customized through the options on this listing.

🎨 WANT YOUR OWN PEOPLE?

For a completely custom caricature featuring you, your family, friends or someone special, order our Custom Caricature Card here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/715163079/custom-greeting-card-with-your-photo

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💌 SHIPPING DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT? 💌

Please remember that STANDARD and CUSTOM OUT cards are BLANK INSIDE.

If you're having your order shipped directly to the recipient and want your personal message printed inside, please select CUSTOM IN or CUSTOM IN & OUT.

💗 If you would also like us to seal the finished card inside its kraft envelope, select the SEAL CARD option when ordering.

Otherwise, your card will be packaged the standard Jaydn Baby way: unsealed, outside of the kraft envelope, inside its protective cellophane sleeve.

✨ Please double-check your customization selections before submitting your order. Orders will be fulfilled according to the options purchased and information provided.

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💗 WHAT'S ON THE BACK? 💗

The back of your card includes a small image of the card front, Jaydn Baby social/website information, and the Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “Made in Fort Worth, TX.”

Every card is designed, printed and packaged with care in our Fort Worth, Texas studio. 💕

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🚚 PROCESSING & SHIPPING 🚚

Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days.

📬 Standard orders are shipped through USPS. If you need faster shipping, you can select an upgraded USPS shipping option during checkout.

⏰ Please keep your special occasion date in mind when ordering. Carrier transit times are estimates and cannot be guaranteed by Jaydn Baby LLC.

Estimated transit times:
🇺🇸 United States: 4–6 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 5–10 business days
🌎 International: approximately 2–3 weeks

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💗 PLEASE NOTE 💗

🎨 Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished printed product because monitors and devices display colors differently.

©️ All artwork, designs, listing images and other creative materials are original works of Jaydn Baby LLC and may not be copied, reproduced, shared or resold.

🎁 Products are intended for personal/gift use only and are not licensed for commercial use or resale.

🎭 This is a humorous parody-style illustration created by Jaydn Baby LLC. It is not endorsed by, sponsored by, or affiliated with any actor, performer, character, film, television program, studio, company, brand or other third party.

🎨 Artwork Created by Jaydn Baby LLC

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🌈 ABOUT JAYDN BABY LLC 🌈

Our greeting cards and stationery are designed, printed and packaged by our small business in Fort Worth, Texas. We create fun, personality-filled designs made to help you celebrate the people and moments that matter. 💕

📦 Need a different quantity or interested in wholesale? Send us a message — we'd be happy to help!

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