Funny Birthday Card – Dark Humor Greeting – “Another Step Closer to Death” – Goth Pop Culture Card for Her or Him

***PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION***

THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!

CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY... 

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A B O U T T H E C A R D:

“This birthday brings you another step closer to death. Lucky you.”
Celebrate aging… sarcastically. This hilarious birthday card features a bold caricature inspired by everyone’s favorite dark and deadpan icon. With black-and-white gothic style and biting birthday humor, it’s the perfect card for anyone who hates parties, but loves a well-timed eye roll.

Ideal for your best friend, sister, brother, or co-worker who would rather be brooding than blowing out candles.

✨ Product Features (Standardized):
→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside

→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media logo icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)

→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery


→ → IMPORTANT: If you are buying this card and shipping it directly to the recipient... KEEP IN MIND → THEY ARE BLANK INSIDE UNLESS YOU PAID FOR CUSTOM IN OR CUSTOM IN AND OUT! If you're sending this directly to the recipient, we recommend purchasing a CUSTOM IN OR CUSTOM IN AND OUT CARD AND SELECT (SEAL CARD.) Otherwise, they come inside a cellophane sleeve outside of the envelope and BLANK INSIDE! → →→→ We try and catch any of these mistakes before shipping but we might miss your mistake before shipping out your order because we're human... if we do, the card will be sent the way we send all of our cards; OUTSIDE OF THE ENVELOPE AND BLANK INSIDE...

All cards are designed, printed, and packaged with utmost care and concern for top-notch quality.

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D I S C L A I M E R:

• Not for commercial use or resale. Personal or gift use only.
• Any brand names, logos, or trademarks used herein remain the property of their respective owners. The listing of any company, drawing, quote, and/or logos is not intended to imply any endorsement or direct affiliation with said company.

• Original Artwork Created By: Jaydn Baby LLC

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A B O U T U S:

All of our greeting cards and stationery are designed and handmade by us at our design studio in Fort Worth, TX.
Need a different quantity? Interested in wholesale? Send a message and we’ll be happy to work with you!

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Thanks for looking! :)

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All products are shipped from Fort Worth, TEXAS.

Please be mindful of shipping times when placing an order for a special occasion!
International orders can take a while to arrive.

Estimated Shipping Times:

United States: 4-6 Business Days
Canada: 5-10 Business Days
Rest of the World: 2-3 Weeks

Orders ship within 1-3 days.

** orders are shipped using USPS standard mail **


P L E A S E N O T E:

- Colors may vary between online viewing and your actual printed product. All monitors display color a bit differently. All designs, files purchased, and sample images shown are copyright of Jaydn Baby LLC. All designs are original artwork by Jaydn Baby LLC and may not be copied. Purchased files are for personal use only and may not be resold or shared.