Funny Sci-Fi Birthday Card – Live Long and Prosper Parody – Geeky Card for Him or Her – Space Birthday Gift with Attitude

📌 PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION

THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…

📝 Description:

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY — LIVE LONG AND PROSPER”
For the friend who speaks fluent geek and throws Vulcan salutes in traffic, this bold birthday card delivers serious space vibes with deadpan perfection. A hilarious sci-fi parody that’s perfect for fans, nerds, and anyone aging with galactic dignity.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside
→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)
→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery

⚠️ D I S C L A I M E R:

This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any show, network, or performer.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

📣 A B O U T U S:

All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.
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📦 SHIPPING INFO:

All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Estimated delivery times:
• US: 4–6 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• International: 2–3 weeks
• Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

🎨 PLEASE NOTE:

Colors may vary due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright © Jaydn Baby LLC.