Funny Fantasy Birthday Card – I Know Nothing But It’s Your Birthday – Parody Card for Him, Fan Gift, Hilarious Greeting

🛑 PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION 🛑
THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…

A B O U T T H E C A R D:

📝 Description:
“I May Know Nothing… But I Do Know Your Birthday Is a Birthday Coming.”
This cold but hilarious parody card is perfect for any fantasy fan with a brooding sense of humor. Whether they fight off wildlings or coworkers, this card brings epic energy to their day of birth.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside

→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)

→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery
→→ IMPORTANT shipping note: Cards sent directly to recipient will be sealed. Blank cards ship outside of envelope unless “custom in” or “custom out & in” is selected.

D I S C L A I M E R:
This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any show, studio, or character.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

A B O U T U S:
All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.

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S H I P P I N G I N F O:
All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Estimated delivery times:
• US: 4–6 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• International: 2–3 weeks
• Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

P L E A S E N O T E:
Colors may vary slightly due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright © Jaydn Baby LLC.