Funny Political Birthday Card – No Malarkey Parody – Ice Cream & Balloons – Bold Greeting Card for Him or Her

📌 PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION

THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…

📝 Description:

“NO MALARKEY... IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!”
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this hilarious political parody card that serves ice cream, balloons, and presidential energy. Perfect for the friend who loves humor, current events, and big laughs—regardless of party lines.

→ STANDARD: Blank inside
→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside
→ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)
→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
→ High-resolution photo-quality prints
→ Smooth matte surface — easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
→ Kraft envelope included
→ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
→ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
→ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
→ Durable and recyclable
→ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery

⚠️ D I S C L A I M E R:

This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any public figure, campaign, or government agency.
All artwork is original and © Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

📣 A B O U T U S:

All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.
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📦 SHIPPING INFO:

All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Estimated delivery times:
• US: 4–6 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• International: 2–3 weeks
• Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

🎨 PLEASE NOTE:

Colors may vary due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright © Jaydn Baby LLC.