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Funny Political Parody Birthday Card – Sarcastic Roast Greeting for Friends, Coworkers, or Him – Presidential Humor Card

Funny Political Parody Birthday Card – Sarcastic Roast Greeting for Friends, Coworkers, or Him – Presidential Humor Card

$6.56 USD
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πŸ›‘PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION**
THE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!
CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY… If you want custom people, click this link:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/715163079/custom-caricature-inspired-by-you-vector?ref=listings_manager_grid

πŸ“ Description:
β€œLET’S BE HONEST... THIS BIRTHDAY IS A TOTAL DISASTER.”
If roasting your friends is your love language, this card is tremendous. Hilarious insult-style sarcasm that’ll have them laughing (maybe). Say it like a pro… then claim you're joking. Maybe.

β†’ STANDARD: Blank inside
β†’ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside
β†’ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside
β†’ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside

β†’ BACK OF CARD:
– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)
– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with β€œmade in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)

β†’ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches
β†’ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock
β†’ High-resolution photo-quality prints
β†’ Smooth matte surface β€” easy to write on with ink pens, gel pens, or pencils
β†’ Kraft envelope included
β†’ Packed and sealed in a protective plastic cellophane sleeve
β†’ Includes a Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker to seal your custom card
β†’ Bonus: Free random sticker(s) included with every card
β†’ Durable and recyclable
β†’ Ships flat in a sturdy kraft envelope to ensure safe delivery

β€” D I S C L A I M E R:
This parody design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any company or political figure.
All artwork is original and Β© Jaydn Baby LLC.
Not for resale, reproduction, or commercial use without written permission.

β€” A B O U T U S:
All products designed and handmade in Fort Worth, TX.
Custom quantities and wholesale available by message.

πŸ“² Instagram: @jaydnbabyllc
πŸ“Œ Pinterest: @jaydnbabyllc
🎡 TikTok: @jaydnbabyllc
πŸ“˜ Facebook: @jaydnbabyllc
🌐 Website: jaydnbaby.com
πŸ›’ Back to Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/jaydnbabyllc

β€” SHIPPING INFO:
All products ship from Fort Worth, Texas.
Estimated delivery times:
β€’ US: 4–6 business days
β€’ Canada: 5–10 business days
β€’ International: 2–3 weeks
β€’ Ships within 1–3 days via USPS standard mail

β€” P L E A S E N O T E:
Colors may vary due to screen differences.
All artwork is original and for personal use only.
Copyright Β© Jaydn Baby LLC.

Materials: matte 100lb card stock,kraft envelope,A2 Size,A7 Size

Materials

  • β†’ inside: BLANK
  • β†’ High-quality cool white matte 100-pound card stock
  • β†’ High-resolution photo-quality prints
  • β†’ Easy for writing inside the card with an ink pen, gel pen, or pencil
  • β†’ kraft envelope included
  • β†’ packed and sealed in a plastic cellophane sleeve
  • β†’ Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker for sealing your custom card
  • β†’ Durable and recyclable
  • β†’ Ships in a sturdy, rigid kraft envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound

Dimensions

β†’ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches

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