ππ YOU GONNA EAT YO' CORNBREAD?! ππ
Some food is meant for sharing. Cornbread apparently isn't one of them. π
This funny prison-themed birthday card turns a simple piece of cornbread into serious business with an intense food stare-down, lockdown birthday chaos, and a joke made for the friend who knows you NEVER take your eyes off your plate.
Perfect for someone who loves sarcastic humor, funny movie-style parodies, ridiculous birthday jokes and cards with a little attitude.
Whether he's protective of his food, serious about his cornbread or just impossible to shop for, this card gives him something he'll actually laugh at.
β¨ CHOOSE YOUR STYLE β¨
π STANDARD β Blank inside, write your own message.
π CUSTOM OUT β Add your own wording to the outside; inside stays blank.
π¨ CUSTOM IN β Add your personal message inside; we design a coordinating inside illustration.
β¨ CUSTOM IN & OUT β Customize wording outside AND add your message inside.
π CARD DETAILS π
π Available in A2 (4.25" Γ 5.5") or A7 (5.125" Γ 7")
π¨οΈ Printed on premium cool-white matte 100 lb. cardstock
β¨ High-resolution, photo-quality printing
π Kraft envelope included, packaged in a protective clear cellophane sleeve
π Jaydn Baby LLC logo sticker included; free random bonus sticker(s) with every card
β οΈ PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING β οΈ
The card will not print with a watermark. Customization is for text only β the people shown on the card cannot be customized through this listing's options. For a fully custom caricature, see our Custom Caricature Card listing.
π WHAT'S ON THE BACK? π
The back includes a small image of the card front, Jaydn Baby social/website info, and the Jaydn Baby LLC logo with "Made in Fort Worth, TX."
π PROCESSING & SHIPPING π
Orders typically ship within 1β3 business days via USPS.
Β© All artwork, designs, and listing images are original works of Jaydn Baby LLC and may not be copied, reproduced, shared or resold. Products are for personal/gift use only. This is an original humorous parody-style illustration created by Jaydn Baby LLC β not endorsed by, sponsored by, or affiliated with any actor, performer, celebrity, character, film, television program, company, brand or other third party.
